Found a discussion about making a Reverse Bucket List of things you have absolutely no intention of ever doing click here. For my top ten never-want-to-do-list, I will echo the linked author’s “Take a picture of my penis and tweet it to someone” entry and add these:
1. Run with the bulls (nor with any other animals for that matter.)
2. Tour or visit any Third World country except maybe Mexico and Washington, D.C.
3. Be in any situation where I need to ask someone to “Gimme three steps.”
4. Pierce any part of my body – voluntarily.
5. File for financial bankruptcy. Morally bankrupt is another matter however.
6. Re-write nor update my resume.
7. Have my butt stomped in a bar room fight – again.
8. Write a blog – hey wait a minute on that one!
9. Make love at midnight on the dunes on the cape. (Again, one of linked author’s entries, but guilty pleasure truth be told, I always kind of liked that stupid song. If you’re in a hurry, go to the 1:00 mark in the video for the “good stuff.”)