No Bud Lite?!

Sounds more like five reasons NOT to want to drink there doesn’t it?  Reason Number 1 alone “Red Sox @ 4:00” would be enough to make me  want to double time past the place.

 But you know it’s a bad list of reasons to drink there, when “Cat-like Reflexes” is probably the most persuasive entry on it.  That one might just be intriguing enough to venture in and see if it’s accurate.

(P.S. I tried to ascertain what “Ermagerrrd” is referring to.  However, after wandering down far too many Google cul-de-sacs of what it could be, gave up.  Video game, bar stool, OMG-variation? Let me know if you know.)