Folks often send me stuff for inclusion here on the Buzzyblog. The following is a sampling of some things recently sent my way:
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Larry Yeatman sent me the following with the note “Feel free to change the place name to Ridge:”
Three friends married women from different parts of the world…..
The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he did not see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal and steamed crabs on Saturdays.
He said the first day he did not see anything, and the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He said however that he still has some difficulty when he pees.
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads. This one should get First Prize:
I emailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.
Here’s another from Jim Gray:
And finally, here’s a video Kim Wiley forwarded to me with the note “Show this to Brian.”
The fact that most of the stuff people send me, such as these examples, involves sophomoric and crude humor gives me great pleasure! Keep ’em coming my way.