A Little of This and That

Folks often send me stuff for inclusion here on the Buzzyblog.  The following is a sampling of some things recently sent my way:

Courtesy Jim Gray

 Larry Yeatman sent me the following with the note “Feel free to change the place name to Ridge:”

THE  DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A BALTIMORE, MARYLAND GIRL


Three  friends married women from different parts of the  world…..
The  first man married a Filipino. He told her that  she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It  took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to  see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The  second man married a Thai. He gave his wife  orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the  cooking. The  first day he did not see any results, but the next day he saw  it was better.
By  the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were  done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The  third man married a girl from BALTIMORE/RIDGE.
He ordered her to keep the house  cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot  meals on the table for every meal and steamed crabs on Saturdays.
He  said the first day he did not see anything, and the second day he  didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling  had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye  and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a  sandwich and load the  dishwasher.    He said however that he still has some difficulty when he pees.

 And Bill Mitchell sent me this one: 
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads.  This one should get First Prize:

I emailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.

Here’s another from Jim Gray:

 And finally, here’s a video Kim Wiley forwarded to me with the note “Show this to Brian.”


The fact that most of the stuff people send me, such as these examples, involves sophomoric and crude humor gives me great pleasure! Keep ’em coming my way.

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A Little of This and That

Folks often send me stuff for inclusion here on the Buzzyblog.  The following is a sampling of some things recently sent my way:

Courtesy Jim Gray

 Larry Yeatman sent me the following with the note “Feel free to change the place name to Ridge:”

THE  DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A BALTIMORE, MARYLAND GIRL


Three  friends married women from different parts of the  world…..
The  first man married a Filipino. He told her that  she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It  took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to  see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The  second man married a Thai. He gave his wife  orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the  cooking. The  first day he did not see any results, but the next day he saw  it was better.
By  the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were  done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The  third man married a girl from BALTIMORE/RIDGE.
He ordered her to keep the house  cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot  meals on the table for every meal and steamed crabs on Saturdays.
He  said the first day he did not see anything, and the second day he  didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling  had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye  and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a  sandwich and load the  dishwasher.    He said however that he still has some difficulty when he pees.

 And Bill Mitchell sent me this one: 
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads.  This one should get First Prize:

I emailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.

Here’s another from Jim Gray:

 And finally, here’s a video Kim Wiley forwarded to me with the note “Show this to Brian.”


The fact that most of the stuff people send me, such as these examples, involves sophomoric and crude humor gives me great pleasure! Keep ’em coming my way.

Leave a Reply

A Little of This and That

Folks often send me stuff for inclusion here on the Buzzyblog.  The following is a sampling of some things recently sent my way:

Courtesy Jim Gray

 Larry Yeatman sent me the following with the note “Feel free to change the place name to Ridge:”

THE  DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A BALTIMORE, MARYLAND GIRL


Three  friends married women from different parts of the  world…..
The  first man married a Filipino. He told her that  she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It  took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to  see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The  second man married a Thai. He gave his wife  orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the  cooking. The  first day he did not see any results, but the next day he saw  it was better.
By  the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were  done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The  third man married a girl from BALTIMORE/RIDGE.
He ordered her to keep the house  cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot  meals on the table for every meal and steamed crabs on Saturdays.
He  said the first day he did not see anything, and the second day he  didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling  had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye  and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a  sandwich and load the  dishwasher.    He said however that he still has some difficulty when he pees.

 And Bill Mitchell sent me this one: 
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads.  This one should get First Prize:

I emailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.

Here’s another from Jim Gray:

 And finally, here’s a video Kim Wiley forwarded to me with the note “Show this to Brian.”


The fact that most of the stuff people send me, such as these examples, involves sophomoric and crude humor gives me great pleasure! Keep ’em coming my way.

Leave a Reply

A Little of This and That

Folks often send me stuff for inclusion here on the Buzzyblog.  The following is a sampling of some things recently sent my way:

Courtesy Jim Gray

 Larry Yeatman sent me the following with the note “Feel free to change the place name to Ridge:”

THE  DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A BALTIMORE, MARYLAND GIRL


Three  friends married women from different parts of the  world…..
The  first man married a Filipino. He told her that  she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It  took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to  see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The  second man married a Thai. He gave his wife  orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the  cooking. The  first day he did not see any results, but the next day he saw  it was better.
By  the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were  done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The  third man married a girl from BALTIMORE/RIDGE.
He ordered her to keep the house  cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot  meals on the table for every meal and steamed crabs on Saturdays.
He  said the first day he did not see anything, and the second day he  didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling  had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye  and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a  sandwich and load the  dishwasher.    He said however that he still has some difficulty when he pees.

 And Bill Mitchell sent me this one: 
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads.  This one should get First Prize:

I emailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.

Here’s another from Jim Gray:

 And finally, here’s a video Kim Wiley forwarded to me with the note “Show this to Brian.”


The fact that most of the stuff people send me, such as these examples, involves sophomoric and crude humor gives me great pleasure! Keep ’em coming my way.

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