Things Overheard in a Country Store

“I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!” Rodney Dangerfield

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” George Carlin

Another collection of some things actually overheard in Buzzy’s Country Store.  One caveat, on a couple of these I think that the speaker was making a joke – but the key emphasis here is on the word “think.”

“He was so stupid he could throw a rock at the ground and still miss.” 

“When my kid asks me something I can’t answer, I tell him “Go ask your Mom.  That’s why I married her – to answer questions I don’t know the answers to.””

“The only breast he’s ever touched has been in a KFC bucket.”

“He was tighter than two coats of paint.”

“Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.”

“He found out that he is allergic to alcohol.  Whenever he would drink it, he’d break out in handcuffs.”

“His head is so far up his butt, he chews his food twice.”

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Things Overheard in a Country Store

“I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!” Rodney Dangerfield

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” George Carlin

Another collection of some things actually overheard in Buzzy’s Country Store.  One caveat, on a couple of these I think that the speaker was making a joke – but the key emphasis here is on the word “think.”

“He was so stupid he could throw a rock at the ground and still miss.” 

“When my kid asks me something I can’t answer, I tell him “Go ask your Mom.  That’s why I married her – to answer questions I don’t know the answers to.””

“The only breast he’s ever touched has been in a KFC bucket.”

“He was tighter than two coats of paint.”

“Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.”

“He found out that he is allergic to alcohol.  Whenever he would drink it, he’d break out in handcuffs.”

“His head is so far up his butt, he chews his food twice.”

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Things Overheard in a Country Store

“I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!” Rodney Dangerfield

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” George Carlin

Another collection of some things actually overheard in Buzzy’s Country Store.  One caveat, on a couple of these I think that the speaker was making a joke – but the key emphasis here is on the word “think.”

“He was so stupid he could throw a rock at the ground and still miss.” 

“When my kid asks me something I can’t answer, I tell him “Go ask your Mom.  That’s why I married her – to answer questions I don’t know the answers to.””

“The only breast he’s ever touched has been in a KFC bucket.”

“He was tighter than two coats of paint.”

“Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.”

“He found out that he is allergic to alcohol.  Whenever he would drink it, he’d break out in handcuffs.”

“His head is so far up his butt, he chews his food twice.”

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Things Overheard in a Country Store

“I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!” Rodney Dangerfield

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” George Carlin

Another collection of some things actually overheard in Buzzy’s Country Store.  One caveat, on a couple of these I think that the speaker was making a joke – but the key emphasis here is on the word “think.”

“He was so stupid he could throw a rock at the ground and still miss.” 

“When my kid asks me something I can’t answer, I tell him “Go ask your Mom.  That’s why I married her – to answer questions I don’t know the answers to.””

“The only breast he’s ever touched has been in a KFC bucket.”

“He was tighter than two coats of paint.”

“Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.”

“He found out that he is allergic to alcohol.  Whenever he would drink it, he’d break out in handcuffs.”

“His head is so far up his butt, he chews his food twice.”

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