Ha Ha’s for Tuesday

Here are some things sent to me via email usually with a note along the lines “Your Buzzy folks will appreciate this.”  The fact that what is sent usually involves some very low brow humor tells me that they know my crowd pretty well.  (What I’d really like to pass along is the Jim Gray-provided “Ta Ta’s for Tuesday” (a clothed sample to the right here.) But since I don’t won’t the scolding from my Mom for “putting porno again on your the Buzzyblog”  I’ll leave it to you to just google that and look for yourself.  (My Mom doesn’t have a PC but some of her friends do and they rat me out to her.)  Here then is a semi-censored collection of some stuff sent my way.  

Courtesy Bill Mitchell

This from Larry Yeatman:
MIGHT AS WELL OFFEND EVERYONE!!
Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ? A. To a different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A. Because they’re not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the ‘F’ word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, ‘BINGO!’
Q. What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A. A northern fairytale begins, ….’Once upon a time…’ A southern fairytale begins,… ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.’
Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
Oh, be quiet….just pass it on!

And this other one from Jim Gray: