I appreciate the fact that many of you who follow the Buzzyblog and enjoy it then send me things for the blog. Tells me that that you know what I like – crude, sophomoric humor! With that in mind here are some things folks have passed my way. This first one is from Larry Yeatman:
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MIGHT AS WELL OFFEND EVERYONE!!
Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A. To a different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong. Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment. Q. Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they’re not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the ‘F’ word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, ‘BINGO!’ Q. What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ….’Once upon a time…’ A southern fairytale begins,… ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.’
Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States Then this from Bill Mitchell:
 Jim Gray sent this:
An admiral visits one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command. The Chief replied, “Well Admiral, after each one is cut out I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the insignia.” Horrified the Admiral exclaims, “That’s very unhygienic!” The Chief shrugs and replies, “If you feel that way sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts.” And finally, this from Larry Yeatman: 
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