This from Jim Gray:
Two Women Talking in Heaven
1st woman: How’d you die?
2nd woman: I froze to death.
1st woman: How horrible!
2nd woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
1st woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
2nd woman: So, what happened?
1st woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet; checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
2nd woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.
And speaking of cold women, this photo titled Burkas was sent to me by Larry Yeatman:
Then this one from someone who preferred to remain anonymous – I guess because it may have hit a little to close to – somewhere!
Question: Why is air like sex?
Answer: Because it’s no big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
And this great video from Larry Yeatman who, old fart like me, admitted that he recognized more songs from the first half of the video than he did from the second half. (Purple Haze at No. 13 still gives me a little charge every time I hear it though!)
