Three old farts are discussing their various aches and pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old complains “I wake up every day at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes just to pee.”
The 80 year old says “That’s not so bad. I wake up at 8 and then sit and grunt on the commode for half an hour before I can take a crap.”
The 90 year old says “My situation is far worse than both of yours. At 7 each morning I pee like a horse and shit like a cow. “
“So what’s the problem?” they ask him.
He responds “I don’t wake up until 9.”
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| “Don’t Make Me Beg You” (3:16 mark in video) |
Here is just maybe the funniest song ever written. Randy is an old codger obsessed with a young thing: