Have not heard any good jokes in awhile. I wonder if that is because it is a symptom of the times we live in such that real life events have made jokes unnecessary.
However, just to keep joke telling semi-alive and kicking, here are a couple of bad jokes I have encountered in my travels somewhere. I had stored these in the Buzzy backroom of bullshit just in case I ever needed a filler (such as I do today.)
Did you hear about the honeymooners who confused the tube of K-Y Jelly with window putty? It was a very bad scene, all the windows fell out of their new home.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. The bartender tells them “Sorry we don’t serve your type in here.”
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? They don’t have balls to scratch.
A Mexican magician tells his audience that he will disappear on the count of three. He says “Uno, dos” and then he is gone. You could say that he disappeared without a tres.
And lastly just to make you really groan:
Question: What is the square root of 69? Answer: Ate something.
OK, I told you they were bad didn’t I? So to totally waste your time and hopefully amuse you a little more than the bad jokes did, click here to catch Dave Bromberg’s infamous but very funny Bullfrog Blues tune.
