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| From Return-of-the-Rowdy-Redhead |
Jokes about blondes invariably feature the main character looking rather dumb and clueless. Conversely, jokes about redheads have a different tone about them. Here are a couple samples from the Facebook site Return of the Rowdy Redhead
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night — whether you’re here or not.”
A redhead accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
“Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease brought on by stress,” he informed her. “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he’s in a good mood. For lunch and dinner make him nutritious meals. There should be no dessert in the house. No chocolate. No fighting. Don’t burden him with chores or discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband whenever he wants it and be sure to satisfy his every whim even if this means doing things you wouldn’t normally do. If you can do this for the next year or so, your husband should regain his health completely.”
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She sighed sadly and replied, “You’re going to die.”