Nice older gentleman named Bill has been coming into Buzzy’s Country Store. He doesn’t say too much, but the other day I got to talking to him a bit and this is how the conversation went:
Me: Where are you from originally?
Bill: Out West.
Me: How’d you end up in Maryland?
Bill: Long story.
Me: Jimmy Buffett woman to blame reason?
Bill: Something like that.
Me: So, she talks you into moving to Maryland and then she up and leaves you?
Bill: You could say that.
Me: Where is she now?
Bill: She died.
Me: [Speechless, for once.]