In the picture at left: yours truly with Clancy, Buzzy and Brother Steve.
I show this because there’s a fun little exercise to determine what your porn star name would be say you were to pursue that career choice: take your first pet’s name and combine it with the street name where you currently live. In my case, I would be Clancy Stark.
There are some variations of the formula such as using current pet’s name and the first street you grew up on. In Buzzy’s case then he would have been named Bruno Long Neck. Now that’s a porn star name!