I’ve mentioned the Dos Equis beer commercials that feature the “World’s Most Interesting Man” (click here) but how about a look at Buzzy’s nomination for the World’s Most Interesting Man – Jimmy Cullison. Reasons why follow. (Warning – while many of these are fictional, it’s a little scary the ones that aren’t. See if you can decide which are true and which are not:)
· He once drove a motorcycle into the Green Door just because he did not want to pay the $2 cover charge
· When he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
· He has crossed the point of no return – on several occasions.
· He can successfully compare apples to oranges.
· He once called the doctor because his erection only lasted 3 hours and 57 minutes .
· He considers the practicing of any skill to be a form of cheating.
· He gives the cable guy a time range in which to arrive
· He’s the only one who knows what Willis is talkin about
· He cuts down trees because they annoy him.
· His organ donor card also lists his boat.
· He has never lost a sock in the dryer.
· He once went to confession and ended up forgiving the priest.
· He killed curiosity, because it was looking at his cat weirdly.
· He texted Bret Favre a picture of his chainsaw.
· He once sent $2000 to a Nigerian scammer, and actually received his $2.7 million inheritance.
· If BP had sent him in a submersible to the damaged gulf oil well, he would have repaired it the first day on the first try.
· His rice crispies never get soggy…they stay crispy…just for him…
· He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.
· Dyslexics consider him doglike
· A tree once asked him, if it should fall in the woods.
· When people pay attention to him, he keeps the change.
· He can order breakfast any time of day at McDonalds.
· The bulls flat out refuse to chase him.
· If he ever went to a museum, he’d be allowed to touch things
· Sharks have a week dedicated to him
· When he eats ice cream fast, the ice cream gets a headache.
· His motto is: Safety third.
· Jesus wears a bracelet that says What would Jimmy do?
· He’s taken the virginity of countless women………he has never met.
· He once tamed the Dog Whisperer.
· He has Chuck Norris on speed dial but refuses to take his calls
· He shot the Sheriff AND the Deputy.
· He knows, who let the dogs out.
· At night, the Boogie man checks under his bed for him.
· He found Big Foot, they smoked a joint.
· His business card just says I’ll call you.
· He knows what’s eating Gilbert Grape, because he told him to.
· He once made a weeping willow laugh.
· Doing drugs actually made him smarter.
· He once visited a Psychic…to warn her!
· He is the only person to find his virginity.
· If he were to tell you a secret, he really would have to kill you.
· He is the most interesting man in the world.