Shawn: “Gran J, if Chris Davis broke the Orioles record of 50 for most home runs in a season what is the record for all teams?”
Me: “Barry Bonds has it but I don’t know how many he hit. For me the record will always be Roger Maris at 61.”
Shawn: “Why’s that?”
Me: “Because Bonds cheated.”
Shawn: “How’d he cheat?”
Me: “He used drugs.”
Shawn: “How did the drugs help him hit home runs?”
Me: “It made him stronger.”
Shawn: “What’s wrong with that?”
Me: “It wasn’t right.”
Shawn: “Why not?”
Me: “Bus will be here soon, go get your stuff.”
| From Wikipedia |
Third column is age. Fifth column is number of home runs. Sixth column is number of years record stood.

