My Mom was in Buzzy’s Country Store yesterday and gave me some grief over having the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue on the counter. Couple years back, I had a calendar of scantily clad, make that nude women displayed on the side of the beer case. Mom noticed it, reprimanded me and advised me to take it down. Thereafter, whenever I saw her pull in the drive way I’d hide the calendar. Guess I’m going to have to start doing the same now with the Sports Illy issue. Here I am, 63 years old and still having to hide my “best porno mag” from Mom. Right Beasties? (1:55 mark.)