Only know one Labor Day-related joke and it’s not the worst joke I’ve ever told:
In the week before Labor Day, Eli, a poor country farmer won the Lottery and as a treat he took his wife and their four children to see the Labor Day parade in New York City. They booked a room at a fancy hotel where Eli and his son Clem were especially fascinated by a shiny box with silver walls. They had never before seen an elevator. Therefore, they were amazed when a little old lady entered the shiny box and the door closed. The lights outside on the wall flashed for a minute, then the doors opened and out came a beautiful young woman.
Eli turned to his son Clem and said, “Son, go get your mother.”
And on the subject of things that are dumb, I caught the movie Dumb and Dumber 2 the other night and yes it was a stupid waste of time. Then again what else was I expecting?