The Buzzyblog is closing in on 3,000 posts. That’s a lot of booze, b.s. and music talk wouldn’t you say? In that 3,000 total of mostly unmemorable material, only three posts have ever been cat-related (click here) and (here) and (here.) (It would have been four but I decided that Cat Stevens didn’t count in this particular cat survey.)
Why the lack of kitties on the Buzzyblog you may ask. Simple, I got no use for ’em. If elected King Honcho of the Universe my first move would be to get rid of all cats. How’s that for a political platform? Kill All Cats! Trump wants to build a wall; Sanders is saying “Free Stuff;” I’m saying “No Pussy!” (OK, I just slipped that in there because I couldn’t resist doing so. Regardless, you get my drift – Cats Got To Go.)
So why do I hate cats? To be honest, I don’t really know why. It’s not like I ever had a bad run in with one nor that I have what is called ailurophobia (fear of them.) The only reason I can think of is that somewhere in my medical past I was told that I am allergic to them. (This is listed as one of the reasons why people hate cats (click here.) However, I disliked cats long before I became aware that I was allergic to them, so I’m not so sure that I can blame it on nor attribute it to that.)
But before all you cat lovers get upset with me and try to tell me what great pets they are and how nice they are, check out this study (click here.) It discusses how cats do not give a shit about you no matter how good you are to them.
All that preamble brings me to this being-mean-to-a-cat video that I thought was pretty good. It messes with the kitty as it is trying to eat and is the kind of cat video that a cat hater loves.
Following video makes me wonder where Wild Man Ted has been during this political season. Seems like he’d be a Trump man out there making some noise for him. (Upon further review, turns out that I was correct (click here.)
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