Cinderella, Superman and Pinocchio die and go to heaven. On the way, they talk about how they want to be remembered for their time on Earth.
Cinderella says: “I want to be remembered as the most beautiful woman in the world.”
Superman says “I want to be remembered as the strongest man in the world.”
Pinocchio: “I want to be remembered as the greatest liar in the world.”
They arrive and Cinderella goes into a room and comes out happy as she says “It’s done! I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.”
Then Superman goes into the room and comes out happy, saying “It’s done. I’m the strongest person in the world!”
Last comes out Pinocchio, who angrily says: “Damn! Who is this Trump guy!?”
Two guys in a bar are discussing their wives. One of them says “My wife lied to me about where she was last night. When I asked her where she had been all night, she said she had spent the night with her sister Shirley.”
The other guy asks “How do you know she was lying?”
First guy says “Because I spent the night with her sister Shirley.”