OK, there you be – sitting around the Thanksgiving table wanting to say something non-political but still semi-topical. Here’s something safe you can trot out (pun intended) – the Donald likes his steaks cooked well done and then doused with ketchup. (If you need to verify this factoid, just Google Trump+steak+ketchup and you will get approximately 14 millions hits discussing it.)
Leave it to Larry David to sum up Thanksgiving dinner as follows:
Happy Trumpsgiving or something like that!
P.S. Another little Thanksgiving dinner factoid for you to throw out there is that today’s celebration is the earliest it can ever be in the month of November. Because Thanksgiving always falls on the 4th Thursday of the month November 22nd marks the earliest date. I’ll leave it to you and your dinner companions to figure out what the latest celebration date would be. (Hint – it rhymes with Great.)