Pam’s friend Karen sent her an early Christmas present. Had Karen known that this would cause a relationship rift between Pam and me, I doubt that she would have sent such a nice present to us.
You see, Karen’s gift has resulted in me falling for another woman. I still love Pam but this other lady I have met courtesy of Karen has quite a lot going for her. For example, unlike Pam, this other lady does exactly what I ask and tell her to do. Check her out here in action.
Smithereens know what I’m talking about to have a girl like that.