Recall all those Johnny Carson skits where he would start off with “Boy it sure is hot out there today” and his audience would respond “How hot was it?” OK, no problem if you don’t remember him doing that, but here’s a quick sample of some of the responses Johnny would come back with:
It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull into the Dairy Queen drive thru.
It’s so hot I left the toilet seat up just to get those chilly, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot the Jehovah’s Witnesses are now using tele-marketing.
However earlier this week, I received the following via an email from Falter Distributing and it was not a joke:
But hey, don’t let a little heat stop you from going out this final weekend in July. Some things for you to check out include:
Sunday Orioles-Yankees game will be on at Buzzy’s. Stop in for a cool one and yes, root, root, root for the home team. For you Yankees’ fans, the game is being played in B’more. That means, unlike what Stevie Ray would tell you, if you ain’t rooting for the O’s, don’t bother coming on in.