Cheryl Trossbach sent me the following:
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you
a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries,
she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.