A few years back Bobby Wright and I caught the Ventures (click here) performing at the Birchmere Music Hall in Alexandria.  Their lead guitarist was doing some small talk between songs when he noted “I’m not saying I’m old or anything but this afternoon after we did our sound check I was sitting at the bar with a very attractive younger bar maid.  I asked her if she ever dated older men and she said, “Yes.  Why do you have a son?”

Somewhat along those lines here’s a joke for you:
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.  She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double. 
‘What’s that?’ I asked.  “It’s a mother and daughter threesome,” she said.
I said, “No,” – excitedly.  We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.
I went back to her place.  She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: “Mom, you still awake?”

Now that’s a wipeout!

A few years back Bobby Wright and I caught the Ventures (click here) performing at the Birchmere Music Hall in Alexandria.  Their lead guitarist was doing some small talk between songs when he noted “I’m not saying I’m old or anything but this afternoon after we did our sound check I was sitting at the bar with a very attractive younger bar maid.  I asked her if she ever dated older men and she said, “Yes.  Why do you have a son?”

Somewhat along those lines here’s a joke for you:
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.  She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double. 
‘What’s that?’ I asked.  “It’s a mother and daughter threesome,” she said.
I said, “No,” – excitedly.  We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.
I went back to her place.  She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: “Mom, you still awake?”

Now that’s a wipeout!

A few years back Bobby Wright and I caught the Ventures (click here) performing at the Birchmere Music Hall in Alexandria.  Their lead guitarist was doing some small talk between songs when he noted “I’m not saying I’m old or anything but this afternoon after we did our sound check I was sitting at the bar with a very attractive younger bar maid.  I asked her if she ever dated older men and she said, “Yes.  Why do you have a son?”

Somewhat along those lines here’s a joke for you:
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.  She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double. 
‘What’s that?’ I asked.  “It’s a mother and daughter threesome,” she said.
I said, “No,” – excitedly.  We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.
I went back to her place.  She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: “Mom, you still awake?”

Now that’s a wipeout!

A few years back Bobby Wright and I caught the Ventures (click here) performing at the Birchmere Music Hall in Alexandria.  Their lead guitarist was doing some small talk between songs when he noted “I’m not saying I’m old or anything but this afternoon after we did our sound check I was sitting at the bar with a very attractive younger bar maid.  I asked her if she ever dated older men and she said, “Yes.  Why do you have a son?”

Somewhat along those lines here’s a joke for you:
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.  She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double. 
‘What’s that?’ I asked.  “It’s a mother and daughter threesome,” she said.
I said, “No,” – excitedly.  We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.
I went back to her place.  She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: “Mom, you still awake?”

Now that’s a wipeout!