Speaking of pictures on the porch, here is a colorful one of Polock in Redskins’ colors and Buzzy in pink. Note also the “Reserved Parking for Ukrainians” sign in the window. I still have it but no longer in that front window. It got to be a bit of a pain having to explain it to tourists that it was there mostly as a joke in honor of a Ukrainian nicknamed Polock!
I only know one Ukrainian joke:
An Ukrainian immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license and has to take an eye test. The clerk shows him a card with the letters:
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
“Can you read this?” the clerk asks.
Read it?” the Ukrainian replies, “I know the guy.”