I saw something once that went “You know you’re a yuppie if the restaurant you are dining in has its menu written on a blackboard.” Always think of that whenever I’m in a restaurant that does just that. (For other “you know you’re a yuppyisms” including the one above click here.)
This came to mind today as I scanned the paper and saw the following blackboard message on how to deal with the government shutdown:
Sounds a lot like Buzzy’s solution to any problem.