Son Shea has re-assumed the morning duties of readying Grandkids Shawn and Lily for school. Thus, I no longer get to interact with them in the morning like I was and I miss doing that. Also, miss having material for an occasional blog post on things they said e.g. my Friday CWS – Conversations With Shawn.
In lieu of an actual conversation with one of my Grandkids then, here’s one for you that sounds like something that one of them would come up with:
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat that was dead. The teacher asked “How did you know that the cat was dead?” The boy said very straightforwardly “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move.” The teacher exclaimed “You did WHAT???” The boy answered “You know, I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”
Only one song can follow that right?