Stay Home and/or Shut Up

From Espn

Five Ravens’ football players have been arrested during the off season most of them involving some altercation with a women in a nightclub/casino.  As to what Ravens’ management should do, it reminded me of a Father Guido Sarducci skit. 

During the Catholic priest pedophile scandal, he noted that the Pope had summoned all priests to Rome for a meeting on the issue.  Father Sarducci said that the Pope’s message was very direct.  He told the priests “Keep your peckers in your pants.”  Ravens’ management should similarly tell their guys “Just stay home.”

Here is the police report from the latest arrest of Jimmy Smith.  He obviously ignored the old saying “The fish didn’t get caught until he opened his mouth.”

From Police Report

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