Thanksgiving so I thought I would slide a prayer in here for you on the Buzzyblog. Granted, I am aware that you do not visit Buzzy’s to obtain any spiritual nourishment so I’ll follow the “Three B’s Rule” of making a public appearance “Be seen, be brief and be gone.”
Found this one below as the final entry in a collection of prayers from Dom Kimball who wrote Driftwood: Prayers for the Beached Traveler. I picked this up somewhere in my travels mostly because I liked the cover photo along with the idea of being a beached traveler.
Turns out though that Mr. Kimball was a former priest who had quite a past (click here) and found himself beached on the sea of life.
A Real Blessing
May your shit turn to fertilizer.
May the wait be worth the smell.
May your journey end in heaven.
May you send your fears to hell.
(To those of you who provide my Mom feedback on what I put here on the Buzzyblog, how about we not mention to her that I posted a prayer by a pedophile priest with the word shit in it.)