No winner again, so another 4 days of Powerballitis.
Here is an article from a few years back detailing various odds of something or other occurring.
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| From http://www.deseretnews.com/top/542/7/Dating-a-supermodel-20-things-more-likely-to-happen-than-winning-the-Mega-Millions-lottery.html |
Odds of dating a supermodel are 88,000 to 1 which reminded me of this John Mayer Funny or Die video (click here🙂
When the lottery prize begins to build up like it is now, you can count on some funny comments from folks in Buzzy’s Country Store as they discuss how they would handle it if they won. Here are three examples and I think you will be able to figure out who said each one. “I would buy St. Michael’s and rename it St. Patricks to try and buy my way into heaven.”
“I would tear down the marina, the docks, the boat house, everything there and build the biggest house I could. Then I’d put a gate at the entrance with a sign that said “Everyone keep the hell out.”
But maybe the best one came from you know who “I’d go into work, put my feet up on the desk and say “All you motherfu#&ers can kiss my ass.” (One guess as to who said that.)