Dear Bob,
I know you’re not heading over to Sweden for that Nobel gig tonight but consider this your official invite to drop into Buzzy’s Country Store later if you can make it. I assure you that you will feel right at home because none of the Buzzy folks give a rat’s ass about a Nobel Prize Award either.
So come on down and stay a while. Bring your guitar and you can do a number or two.
Signed – Your biggest fan (even if you did do a Christmas album!)
Speaking of doing a number or two…..