In honor of the approaching Father’s Day, how about some bad Dad jokes? You know what I am referring to here – those kind of jokes that may make you laugh but more than likely you’ll cringe at. See what you think:
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears.
What does Dad do to deal with his kelptomania? He takes something for it.
Why did the dad spider tell his son to go outside and play? Because the boy was spending too much time on the web.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Dad used to hate the idea of having a beard. But then it grew on him
Why did Dad put peanut butter in the road? To go with the traffic jam.
How did Dad feel about the boiling water that vaporized? He mist it!
My Dad was afraid of elevators so he took steps to avoid them.
Why did Dad have to take a break from hauling shellfish? Because he pullled a mussel.
My Dad never took soccer seriously. He just did it for the kicks.
What did the Dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college? Bison!
When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Ok remember I told you that they were crinegworthy.
Speaking of which, here is a Dad-cringeworthy song that, as awful as it is, does have its moments: