“I Don’t Give a Shit What Time You Come Home Just Don’t Wake Me Up.”

For Father’s Day this year my daughter Reagan gave me the book Sh*t My Dad Says and noted that it reminded her of some of the things I used to say.  (In addition to the sample above on his father discussing curfews, here’s another from the book – “I don’t give a shit how it happened, the window is broken.  Wait, why is there syrup everywhere?  Okay now I give a shit how it happened.  Let’s hear it.”

The book is based on the author’s twitter site click here and is now the basis of a new T-V show starring William Shatner click here. Sure hope Reagan doesn’t see the show and think Shatner reminds her of me too!

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