Three of my buddies recently sent me emails, the contents of which contained the getting older items (below.) Think they are trying to tell me something?
Joke from Pat Birmingham:
Brooklyn Vinny ON GETTING OLDER
Brooklyn Vinny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, ‘Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.’
Brooklyn Vinny replied, ‘You know, my grandfather lived to be 107 years old.’
The man asked, ‘Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?’ Brooklyn Vinny answered, ‘No, he minded his own f*ing business.”
Poster from Bill Mitchell
Video from Dave Carlson: