The other day I received in the mail a large envelope marked “Personal.” It has been my experience that any correspondence marked “personal” usually contains bad news. I opened the envelope very cautiously and concerned about what it contained. (The five dollar word is “trepidation.”)
Well, to prove my contention that the best way to approach life is to always expect the worst and you will never be disappointed, check out what the letter said:
P.S. The lady with the blonde hair was our very own food connoisseur Kim Wiley.