All wrapped up in the oyster food fight yesterday, I forgot about Conversation With Shawn Friday. Thus, we’ll just have to inaugurate CWS Saturday.
While my Grand daughter Lily tends to walk more on the lighter side of life’s road, Grandson Shawn hews a little more to the serious side. However, he does have a nice little sense of humor. I will omit all of the dumb Knock-Knock-orange -you-glad jokes; but here are 3 that Shawn recently laid on me that I hadn’t heard before and thought were pretty good.
Shawn: Gran J, does your shirt have holes in it?
Me: No.
Shawn: Then how did you put it on? 
Shawn: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
Me: A Rat Mobile?
Shawn: No, a Minnie van.
Shawn: Why was the computer cold?
Me: I don’t know. Why?
Shawn: It left it’s Windows open.