Sports Illustrated magazine has a weekly feature titled “Sign of the Apocalypse” describing sports-related incidents such as the following:

From SI.com

I don’t want to be guilty of plagiarizing a good idea here but….. (Remember the line “If you steal from me, you steal twice because I’ve already lifted it from someone else.”) 

So I’m going to title this “No Way Jose” (NWJ) based upon things over heard in Buzzy’s Country Store.  Here then is the first Buzzy NWJ:
“She’s glad Easter is over because for Lent she gave up Facebook.”

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