Rodney Online

Wonder if Rodney Dangerfield would have updated his act along with the times as in these examples:

I don’t know about my girlfriend.  I think she’s been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
I did meet a girl online.  But ever since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast! she’s become very cold and distant to me.

But you can’t trust these computers and their websites.  I keep clicking on the dot O-R-G sites and can’t find any orgies on there.

If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day.  But if you teach him to use the Internet, he won’t bother you for weeks!

But my girlfriend is just like a computer. As soon as I made a commitment to her, I spent half my paycheck buying accessories for her.

Even my computer will tell me when I’ve stretched the truth too far.  Sometimes, it cuts me off in mid————————

I don’t get no respect.  The other day my dog posted on Facebook that he was hungry just to try and shame me.

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Rodney Online

Wonder if Rodney Dangerfield would have updated his act along with the times as in these examples:

I don’t know about my girlfriend.  I think she’s been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
I did meet a girl online.  But ever since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast! she’s become very cold and distant to me.

But you can’t trust these computers and their websites.  I keep clicking on the dot O-R-G sites and can’t find any orgies on there.

If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day.  But if you teach him to use the Internet, he won’t bother you for weeks!

But my girlfriend is just like a computer. As soon as I made a commitment to her, I spent half my paycheck buying accessories for her.

Even my computer will tell me when I’ve stretched the truth too far.  Sometimes, it cuts me off in mid————————

I don’t get no respect.  The other day my dog posted on Facebook that he was hungry just to try and shame me.

Leave a Reply

Rodney Online

Wonder if Rodney Dangerfield would have updated his act along with the times as in these examples:

I don’t know about my girlfriend.  I think she’s been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
I did meet a girl online.  But ever since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast! she’s become very cold and distant to me.

But you can’t trust these computers and their websites.  I keep clicking on the dot O-R-G sites and can’t find any orgies on there.

If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day.  But if you teach him to use the Internet, he won’t bother you for weeks!

But my girlfriend is just like a computer. As soon as I made a commitment to her, I spent half my paycheck buying accessories for her.

Even my computer will tell me when I’ve stretched the truth too far.  Sometimes, it cuts me off in mid————————

I don’t get no respect.  The other day my dog posted on Facebook that he was hungry just to try and shame me.

Leave a Reply

Rodney Online

Wonder if Rodney Dangerfield would have updated his act along with the times as in these examples:

I don’t know about my girlfriend.  I think she’s been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
I did meet a girl online.  But ever since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast! she’s become very cold and distant to me.

But you can’t trust these computers and their websites.  I keep clicking on the dot O-R-G sites and can’t find any orgies on there.

If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day.  But if you teach him to use the Internet, he won’t bother you for weeks!

But my girlfriend is just like a computer. As soon as I made a commitment to her, I spent half my paycheck buying accessories for her.

Even my computer will tell me when I’ve stretched the truth too far.  Sometimes, it cuts me off in mid————————

I don’t get no respect.  The other day my dog posted on Facebook that he was hungry just to try and shame me.

Leave a Reply

Rodney Online

Wonder if Rodney Dangerfield would have updated his act along with the times as in these examples:

I don’t know about my girlfriend.  I think she’s been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
I did meet a girl online.  But ever since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast! she’s become very cold and distant to me.

But you can’t trust these computers and their websites.  I keep clicking on the dot O-R-G sites and can’t find any orgies on there.

If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day.  But if you teach him to use the Internet, he won’t bother you for weeks!

But my girlfriend is just like a computer. As soon as I made a commitment to her, I spent half my paycheck buying accessories for her.

Even my computer will tell me when I’ve stretched the truth too far.  Sometimes, it cuts me off in mid————————

I don’t get no respect.  The other day my dog posted on Facebook that he was hungry just to try and shame me.

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