Wonder if Rodney Dangerfield would have updated his act along with the times as in these examples:
I don’t know about my girlfriend. I think she’s been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
I did meet a girl online. But ever since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast! she’s become very cold and distant to me.
But you can’t trust these computers and their websites. I keep clicking on the dot O-R-G sites and can’t find any orgies on there.
If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. But if you teach him to use the Internet, he won’t bother you for weeks!
But my girlfriend is just like a computer. As soon as I made a commitment to her, I spent half my paycheck buying accessories for her.
But you can’t trust these computers and their websites. I keep clicking on the dot O-R-G sites and can’t find any orgies on there.
If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. But if you teach him to use the Internet, he won’t bother you for weeks!
But my girlfriend is just like a computer. As soon as I made a commitment to her, I spent half my paycheck buying accessories for her.
Even my computer will tell me when I’ve stretched the truth too far. Sometimes, it cuts me off in mid————————
I don’t get no respect. The other day my dog posted on Facebook that he was hungry just to try and shame me.