Someone sent me the following, so I’m passing it along to you in honor of it being Ascension Thursday. (Note that in addition to the ones sent to me, I have included a Buzzy example.)
Proof that Jesus was
…Jewish: 1. He went into his father’s business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
…Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady job. 3. His last request was a drink. …
…Puerto Rican: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was always in trouble with the law. 3. His mother did not know who his father was.
…American Indian: 1. He believed in a Great Spirit. 2. He was at peace with nature. 3. He used signals to communicate.
…Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil.
…Black: 1. He called everybody brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.
…Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion.
…A Buzzy 4 O’clock Club Member: 1. He liked to philosophize. 2. He could do miraculous things with fish. 3. He’d rather sit around and talk than do any work.
But the most compelling evidence of all – proof that Jesus was a WOMAN: 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food. 2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it. 3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
Here is a version of the Weber tune that you may or may not have heard: