Speaking of going the wrong way, as in the Supreme Court striking down the health care subsidies, this joke comes to mind:
An old guy about to venture out on a road trip was told by his wife to be careful and drive safely. He assured her that he would be fine and took off. The wife turned on the T-V and saw a traffic report saying that someone was on the interstate and driving in the wrong direction. Concerned, she called her husband on his cell phone and advised him “Be careful honey there is is someone driving in the wrong direction on the interstate.” The husband replied “ONE! Hell, there are hundreds of them out here going in the wrong direction!”
Still miss John Candy. Jim Marshall also had a famous wrong way adventure: