OK, I’ve saved the worst for last re: my Raking Leaves Buzzyblog posts here these past couple days. Hey, it’s fall after all and the days are getting darker earlier as the weather is getting chillier, so the Buzzyblog is reflective of this slowing down syndrome. Here then is a very lame raking leaves joke for you:
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. “My wife,” the man replied. “I’m sorry,” said Dave. “What happened to her?” “My dog bit her and she died.” Dave then asked who was in the second hearse. The man replied, “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.” “Can I borrow your dog?” “Get in line.” replied the man.
source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Raking#ixzz5WgLhDlGt
Then again this other dude named Dave has a rather nice, laid back tune of yesterdays come and gone. (At the 5:00 mark when he finishes the song, he then starts relaying some crazy story about the Khoisan people of South Africa. It’s a little weird but still kind of an interesting story nonetheless and no, it doesn’t involve a rabid dog biting and killing anyone!)