Gallows Humor (# Something or Other)

Time here on the Buzzyblog for another round of some black humor jokes otherwise known as Gallows Humor. (Think that I prefer to call it Gallows humor just because it gives me an excuse to repeat the following definition of Gallows Humor – drink a fifth of Gallo wine and everything is humorous!)

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Melania: “I had a dream that you were in a parade and everyone was cheering and applauding.”

Donald: “Was I smiling?”

Melania: “I don’t know. It was a closed casket.”

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The “I Told You I Was Sick” Tombstone was dark and funny enough to begin with; but check out this couple’s very definitive take on it:

https://www.liveabout.com/funny-tombstones-4177809

And finally (get it?) here is a true story told in Buzzy’s Country Store by someone who had recently gone through a series of cancer tests and biopsies. After all of his test results came back, he re-visited his doctor to learn the results. His doctor told him that there was good news and bad news. He said that the bad news is “You are going to die.” As my friend was beginning to panic and thinking “Oh no”, the doctor quickly followed up with “But the good news is that you are not going to die from this.”

Musically. leave it to Sarah to have the last word on this subject:

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