What Part of the Highway Do Statisticians Have Car Accidents? Answer – In the Median!

Bobby Wright sent me the following Public Service Announcement which proves again how statistics can say anything you want them to say:
Take care of yourself this Christmas.  A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles found that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee,
carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those
who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.

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