As promised, back to beer and b.s. – all in the same video perhaps of this Norwegian skateboarder trying to execute a beer run.
Now more b.s.: Man in a bar eyes attractive lady seated next to him and then puts his watch to his forehead. The lady notices and asks him “What are you doing?” He says “I just bought this state-of-the-art watch, and was testing it. It speaks to me telepathically.” The lady asks “What is it telling you?” The man answers “That you are not wearing any panties.” The lady laughs and says “Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties.” The man says “Damn thing must be an hour fast.”