There are several Santa jokes along the lines of him only “coming” once a year. For example – Why doesn’t he have any kids?
So, how about we stay away from those and go with a couple others that you may or may not find funny. I thought they were pretty good just because they made me go “Ok, didn’t see that coming!” (Get it? Beavis that I am, I said coming again, huh, huh, huh!)
First up a “good” Santa joke:
How can Santa always be so healthy? Because he has good elf care.
Next a bad one:
What do you get if you deep fry Santa? Crisp Cringle.
Finally, an ugly but funny Santa joke:
From 82+ Sick Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud (jokojokes.com) |
OK lest we end on such a somber note, how about a Buzzy-related Santa joke for you?